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MY CURRENT THOUGHTS ON POLITICS [BRACE YOURSELVES]

Friday, February 15, 2019

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JENNY…. FROM THE BRONX

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YOU CAN PUT LIPSTICK ON A PIG ALL YOU WANT….

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🤔💭💬She sure does like that staircase…. Hmm.

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“Rebuilding the Middle Class…. cuz, F*** THE WALL. THAT’S WHY.” –Pocahontas CC @EricTrump 🔊

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ANY TAKERS????

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BERNIE SANDERS IN “SOCIALISM LAND” (LEFT FIELD) #WEEKENDATBERNIES CC @DonaldJTrumpJr 🔊

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BECAUSE, FACE 🤡…. CHELSEA’S JUST NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH ALL BY HER LONESOME. CC @IvankaTrump 🔊

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SEE? YUCK!

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CUZ, “DIRKA–DIRKA…. MUHAMMAD–JIHAD” (FREE FOR ALL) CC @mike_pence 🔊

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HILLARY AND THE MOLOCH [CHILD SACRIFICE«BURNING THEM ALIVE]

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OUT OF FOCUS AND DISTORTED…. JUST LIKE IN REAL–LIFE. (FREAKISHLY TRUE STORY? OR A TOY STORY?) CC @LaraLeaTrump 🔊

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BECAUSE THIS *DOESN’T* MAKE MCCABE LOOK LIKE A PEDOBEAR? CC @FLOTUS @REALDONALDTRUMP🔊🔊

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BECAUSE THIS *DOESN’T* MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FETUS–EATING CANNIBAL…. CC @DBONGINO🔊🔊🔊🔊

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JUSSIE SMOLLETT [EMPIRE ACTOR] IS TRENDING FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS, BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT!!!!

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IMMATURE CRY–BABY STALKERS

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YOU HAD *ONE* JOB….

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THRILLER…. OF THE NIGHT

UNITED STATES PRESIDENT: DONALD J. TRUMP SR. SAID “DEATH PENALTY”

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That’s right, President Donald J. Trump Sr. uttered the words death–penalty.

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He said, (and I’m not gonna quote) if it was up to him, traffickers would get the death penalty. For many locals in Alaska, this is a relief that (finally) an American President is on their side.

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To the damn dirty ape doing the killing? I suggest that you get the F out of town while you still can, you skunk MF.

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YOU STANK WITH THIS ISH. GTFOOH, OR WE GONNA SEE WHAT TRUMP TALKIN BOUT QUICK FAST AND IN A HURRY.

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LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU HUNT, I’M GONNA GIVE YOUR PALE SKINNED BEHIND A HEAD–START. YOU GOT 5 MINS.

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RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN – #MRGINGERBREADMAN

KING DINGALING OF ALL DOUCHEBAGS [I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND]

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If you were king ding-a-ling of all douchebags, what would you do?

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You’d be all out there even though controversy surrounds you. You’d be on full–blast while people are on high–alert about you, wouldn’t you? Remember, you’re king ding-a-ling of all douchebags we’re talking about here. You’ve got nothing to fear and everything to hide. However, what happens when being as balls–out and corrupt as you are while you’re playing the role as this kingy-dingy-thingy catches up to you? What happens when all the cops you intimidate, or have in your back pocket, start working against you in order to save their own sorry butts? Uh-oh, then what are you to do? (Desperate times call for desperate measures) Maybe, you challenge authority. Maybe, you buck the system. But, maybe…. just maybe, you turn yourself in. But– what happens when you don’t?

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You get shot TF up, bruh…. by the SHERIFF himself. You get cut TF up, bruh. You get cuffed TF up, nigga baw. Challenge the unofficial Sheriff of Clark County, Las Vegas, NV. and see what in TF happens. You gonna find out what I’m really all about, one way or another. Yes, one way or another that MR SHERIFF MAN gon’ bust yo backside. Don’t let the screen–door hit you where the good Yesh split you. Come on, son. I been calling you out, and ALL YOU DO IS HIDE. MF WHITE DEVIL IN THE BUILDING. IN YOUR FACE, AND ALL THAT. NEVER NOTHIN’ TA SAY, WITH YOUR B**** A**. You ain’t had s*** to say, did you? I’m lookin right at you, and I get up them stairs with heat. Better ask somebody, cuz I don’t play no games.

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I grew up in Texas, and in Texas, WE BUST YOUR MF AZZ, BRUH. I was born in Louisiana, and in Louisiana, we be k*****. I graduated from Tesla in Colorado Springs, and in the Springs, we cast spells harder than anyone in the entire world. I found myself in Salem Oregon, and in Salem, we drag the strip above the abandoned city below. I became an adult in Las Vegas, and in Clark County, we make people disappear without a trace in the first place in a shallow grave in the dirt (then we develop over the entire area not giving a f***). So, what you want? Notice how I started that part with “SO”? As in, that’s what this king ding-a-ling is saying to all that. This king-ding-a-ling has another thing coming if they think I won’t bust that MF DONKEY–BUTT. That pale-skinned punk is just another useless speed-bump in Mendenhall (in other words get it TF out of here before I start spewing death–penalty–vocab).

I AM SO SICK OF THE NIGHTMARE [AND TWITTER]

Thursday, February 14, 2019

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“Here I sit, broken–hearted…. tried to s***, but only farted.”

As I sit here thinking about my life– that saying comes to mind. Partly cuz I’m often gassy, and partly because I’m just flat out broken–hearted all–together. I don’t want to be a part of the dog and pony show anymore. I don’t want to participate in the terrorist–funded Twitter debate anymore. I don’t want to fight for this country’s “values” anymore. This is so sickening to have to admit, that I just don’t want to do it anymore. That I don’t agree with “American values”, that I don’t want to negotiate with terrorist democrats, and that I think Trump is wasting lots of valuable time even catering to them at all, no matter how hard he tricks them for money– or whatever the case may be. I’m just tired of fighting. I just sit here and I’m thinking about how hard I’m trying to help, but also sitting here and thinking about how much this has costed me.

Fighting this battle (cuz face it, this doesn’t constitute as a war) is getting to me. I can’t think, I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. This is driving me absolutely nuts. One side of the spectrum, I’m getting used, just straight pumped for content, comments, and anything else the world can plagiarize from me while they’re at it. And this all just makes me absolutely sick to my stomach. And then on the other side of the spectrum, I’m getting led on by females who just care about their own image, and don’t care about me in the least (even though they talk a good game and make it seem like they do). I just can’t take this anymore, and I’m to the point that I just don’t know what to do anymore. I don’t even know what I want to do, I am just lost as ever, with no signs of improving direction.

I can’t take this nightmare anymore. I can’t take the cover ups, the having to prove myself and my claims, the lies I keep having served to me on a paper–plate. It’s to the point that I don’t even want to leave my home anymore. There’s nothing but bullshit waiting for me outside of these doors. I have not turned myself into an agoraphobic, I am just sick of going outside and having to deal with what I am seeing. I am sick of having to be the one to say that enough is enough, I am so sick of having to be the world’s “Captain Save–A–H*”. I feel like I’m the only one who gets it. I feel like I’m the only one who’s seeing this. I start to think that maybe everyone is right, maybe I am just going crazy…. but then, (for example) I leave the house to go to one of the grocery stores here in this small town, and I see what I can only guess is a pedophilia operation being ran out of Safeway and Fred Meyer. How sick is it that I can’t even go to the f**king grocery store without a blatant pedophilia operation being all up in my face? It’s sickening to say the least!

What the f*** kind of town is this? The name of it means young, you can’t even grocery shop without a pedo gate, and there’s secret tunnels hardly anyone even realizes are there. All one big f**king secret! Well, I’m also sick of the secrets. So, I take to bullshit contraptions (Facebook & Twitter) that are run by people I not only hate, but are also looking a lot like terrorist organization fronts the more I keep digging for the truth. I’m tired of having to dig for what’s real. Should I start taking a hog with me everywhere I am just to dig up all the truffles? I don’t get it. And here’s why…. IT’S OBVIOUS, IT’S PLAIN AS DAY, IT’S IN MY FACE, AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO GO FAR TO LOOK FOR IT. Why shouldn’t I be sick of this nightmare? What, should I just join them in this f**kery? Because, I disagree. If it was up to me, I’d pop a cap in a ton of the people living here with no reservations. “Why?”, you might ask. Hello, DID YOU READ ANY OF THIS? PEDOPHILIA IN THE GROCERY STORES!!!!

I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO CALL THE COPS ON THIS, IN FACT, THE COPS ARE IN ON THIS. WHY SHOULDN’T I BUST A CAP IN ED MERCER’S ASS? CUZ, IT’S ILLEGAL? OKAY, THAT’S RIGHT…. WE’RE NOT HOLDING PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE FOR CRIMES AROUND HERE, JUST MURDER. What the f*** planet am I on out here in backwoods–spider–country? I just do not feel safe and secure here, and the things I am noticing is pissing me off. I’m not here to mince any words, but this is getting heated, and I would rather not sit here and act a fool just because some dumbass with authority thinks it’s okay to run a pedophilia gate operation right out of our local grocery stores. You can’t tell me you don’t see this s***. If you even think to tell me that I’m imagining things, that’s a great way to get yourself put under scrutiny, but I know you dumbasses will still attempt to be a dumbf*** liar anyways. GOD, I AM SO SICK OF YOUR S***!!!!

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