CHANCE TRAHAN [DROPS THE TRUTH BOMB]

Saturday, June 27, 2020
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Presidential Candidate Chance Trahan gives you exactly what you need to fire back at the Incumbent President’s supporters.

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The Trump Administration Exposed

Why was the JFK Assassination report Donald declassified so heavily redacted?
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TURNS OUT JOE BIDEN IS A PLAGIARIST [NOT CHANCE TRAHAN]

Tuesday, May 12, 2020


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RESPONDING TO A FIRE [WHILE IT’S RAINING LIKE CRAZY]

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

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I’m laying here, relaxing after taking some Theraflu. Almost asleep, and then here comes a firetruck, sirens blazing. Okay, maybe they’ll pass. Nope, they’re right down the street. I’ll be danged. Okay, they’re going away. Wait, what? There’s another showing up? Do I even wanna go outside and see what all the fuss is about? Not really. I’ma call nonemergency and see what’s up, cuz that sounds like it’s right at the end of my street. No car crashing sounds, no crazy yelling happened, what in the world is going on?
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THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS [ACCORDING TO AN ALCOHOLIC STALKER]

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

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Well, here’s an interesting piece for you. An alcoholic stalker recently decided to give me a piece of his mind, and believe me whenever I say that there was not much to go on. The way the world works according to this demeaning alcoholic predator is quite possibly the dumbest thing I’ve personally ever heard a drinky crow even say to me.
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SHERIFF SAYS WASSUP [LATEST NEWS PODCASTS]

Monday, July 8, 2019

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If you haven’t already checked out the latest podcast, check it out! This is a place where I often talk about the latest trends in politics and staying up to date with some of the latest news. May not be suitable for some ages, may contain language in some of the older podcasts that might offend others. The podcast covers things like music, headlines, opinions, politics, debates, social media trends, business, stories, and your host of “Sheriff Says Wassup” Chance Trahan.
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DON’T SWEAR [IT’S NOT NICE TO SWEAR]

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

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Swearing in on no Bible? Suspicious.

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Swearing in on Quran with idol? Offensive.

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Are you playing hide the book cover…. What are you doing?

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TRUMP CLEARED OF RUSSIAN COLLUSION HOAX [AND IT’S QUITE HILARIOUS]

Tuesday, March 26, 2019


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The Russian Rodeo Song
—Lyrics:
Well, it’s 40 below and I don’t give a f*** got a Clinton in my truck and I’m off to the rodeo. It’s collusion to my left and Putin to the right. C’mon you f****** dummy get your right step right. Get off the stage you godamn goof, ya know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, get on my nerves. Well, here comes Mueller with his pecker in his hand, he’s a one-ball man and he’s off to the rodeo. It’s all collusion to my left and Putin to the right, c’mon ya f****** dummy, get your right step right, get off the stage ya godamn goof, you know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, ya get on my nerves. Yeehaw.

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Do we really gotta put text on this one for you? We’re just gonna meme it up instead. You’ll get the picture.

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MICHAEL AVENATTI GOT ARRESTED [MAGA]


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Who’s Michael Avenatti? Just some creepy porn–lawyer that swore up and down that he was going to beat Donald Trump in a 2020 election. He says to Investigative Journalist, Laura Loomer (and I do quote), “They call me a creepy–porn–lawyer, cuz they know that I’m going to kick your president’s ass if I run against him in 2020, and I’m not gonna beat him, I’m gonna destroy him.”

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