STUPID ASS PEOPLE [DON’T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT]
Thursday, March 21, 2019THAT MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY TO TROLL A TROLL–MASTER
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR MOM IS A STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY TO TROLL A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
KOCH BROS [THAT’S PRONOUNCED COKE]
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
It’s no secret, the cat’s out of the bag (or is the bag out of coke?), the Koch bros are out to destroy what’s good in “America”.
But, now that I know how to truly pronounce their name, “coke”, I immediately came up with a video game idea…. and you’re going to love it (or your money back).
When coming up with this video game idea, it just hit me (like a bag of coke), Koch Bros (pronounced Coke Bros), and boy was I dying laughing. This is quite possibly the most hilarious idea I have ever come up with (for there are many).
Quite simply, the video game idea goes like this…. (BRACE YOURSELVES, THIS IS ABOUT TO GET RIDICULOUS)
FACEBOOK & INSTAGRAM [JUST BANNED THE WRONG MF]
Tuesday, March 19, 2019When it comes to Social Media site owning douchebags, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerburg (or Suckaturd as we like to call him), takes the flippin’ cake. However, Kevin Systrom comes in a hard second, and Jack Dorsey isn’t really a douche (HE’S A GODAMNED TERRORIST). WTF am I even talking about in this one? (HELLO, DID YOU EVEN READ THE TITLE YET?) Facebook and Instagram just banned the wrong motherf**ker. Just read–on to see what I mean….
In this photo you can clearly see where my ACAP NEWS banner used to be, and is now replaced by a prompt for me to upload a new banner (AND IT BETTER NOT LINK TO ACAP NEWS OR YOU’RE A DEAD MF). You can see the photo of Auke (pronounced Ahh–k), which is Tlingit (pronounced klink-it) for “Lake”. I had tried to reupload the same photo using the photo that was already there and asking to be replaced, however, using the already provided photo Facebook was showing me as the placeholder was just not allowed– WHAT THE ZUCK?
With this photo, plain as day, you can tell that someone definitely has a bad attitude about the updates that I’m posting to Facebook, and you can guess that every single one is an ACAPNEWS update. It’s obvious to me at least that this “mystery” person does NOT want you to see ACAP NEWS at all…. You can also see one of the many fake accounts that come out of the woodwork to troll anything I post on political Facebook “business” pages (they absolutely have no life).
OCASIO [STRIKES AGAIN]
Wednesday, March 6, 2019
So we struck right back…. (turns out our job was a lot easier than she thought)
Spittin’ image.
I’d like to see her financials.
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OCASIO SHAKES HER POMPOMS [FOR FAKE NEWS PROPAGANDA]
Tuesday, March 5, 2019
It’s a sad sad world we’re living in when politicians who swore to uphold the oath (not only swears in with one hand on a quran [muslim bible] but also) swears allegiance against the country they just swore they were going to give their life protecting.
With that said (Is swearing–in on a Muslim bible like crossing your fingers when you’re lying?) it’s starting to feel like more people are seeing the truth behind the powdered eggs and fakey bac’y politicians afloat that just don’t seem to quite fit in.
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