THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS [ACCORDING TO AN ALCOHOLIC STALKER]
Tuesday, August 27, 2019
Well, here’s an interesting piece for you. An alcoholic stalker recently decided to give me a piece of his mind, and believe me whenever I say that there was not much to go on. The way the world works according to this demeaning alcoholic predator is quite possibly the dumbest thing I’ve personally ever heard a drinky crow even say to me.
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SHERIFF SAYS WASSUP [LATEST NEWS PODCASTS]
Monday, July 8, 2019
If you haven’t already checked out the latest podcast, check it out! This is a place where I often talk about the latest trends in politics and staying up to date with some of the latest news. May not be suitable for some ages, may contain language in some of the older podcasts that might offend others. The podcast covers things like music, headlines, opinions, politics, debates, social media trends, business, stories, and your host of “Sheriff Says Wassup” Chance Trahan.
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DON’T SWEAR [IT’S NOT NICE TO SWEAR]
Tuesday, April 30, 2019
Swearing in on no Bible? Suspicious.
Swearing in on Quran with idol? Offensive.
Are you playing hide the book cover…. What are you doing?
TRUMP CLEARED OF RUSSIAN COLLUSION HOAX [AND IT’S QUITE HILARIOUS]
Tuesday, March 26, 2019
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The Russian Rodeo Song
—Lyrics:
Well, it’s 40 below and I don’t give a f*** got a Clinton in my truck and I’m off to the rodeo. It’s collusion to my left and Putin to the right. C’mon you f****** dummy get your right step right. Get off the stage you godamn goof, ya know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, get on my nerves. Well, here comes Mueller with his pecker in his hand, he’s a one-ball man and he’s off to the rodeo. It’s all collusion to my left and Putin to the right, c’mon ya f****** dummy, get your right step right, get off the stage ya godamn goof, you know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, ya get on my nerves. Yeehaw.
Do we really gotta put text on this one for you? We’re just gonna meme it up instead. You’ll get the picture.
MICHAEL AVENATTI GOT ARRESTED [MAGA]
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Who’s Michael Avenatti? Just some creepy porn–lawyer that swore up and down that he was going to beat Donald Trump in a 2020 election. He says to Investigative Journalist, Laura Loomer (and I do quote), “They call me a creepy–porn–lawyer, cuz they know that I’m going to kick your president’s ass if I run against him in 2020, and I’m not gonna beat him, I’m gonna destroy him.”
KOCH BROS [THAT’S PRONOUNCED COKE]
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
It’s no secret, the cat’s out of the bag (or is the bag out of coke?), the Koch bros are out to destroy what’s good in “America”.
But, now that I know how to truly pronounce their name, “coke”, I immediately came up with a video game idea…. and you’re going to love it (or your money back).
When coming up with this video game idea, it just hit me (like a bag of coke), Koch Bros (pronounced Coke Bros), and boy was I dying laughing. This is quite possibly the most hilarious idea I have ever come up with (for there are many).
Quite simply, the video game idea goes like this…. (BRACE YOURSELVES, THIS IS ABOUT TO GET RIDICULOUS)
OCASIO [STRIKES AGAIN]
Wednesday, March 6, 2019
So we struck right back…. (turns out our job was a lot easier than she thought)
Spittin’ image.
I’d like to see her financials.
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OCASIO SHAKES HER POMPOMS [FOR FAKE NEWS PROPAGANDA]
Tuesday, March 5, 2019
It’s a sad sad world we’re living in when politicians who swore to uphold the oath (not only swears in with one hand on a quran [muslim bible] but also) swears allegiance against the country they just swore they were going to give their life protecting.
With that said (Is swearing–in on a Muslim bible like crossing your fingers when you’re lying?) it’s starting to feel like more people are seeing the truth behind the powdered eggs and fakey bac’y politicians afloat that just don’t seem to quite fit in.
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