Saturday, February 16, 2019
THERE’S PIZZA HERE [AND I’M STARVED]
She said 🤡—SHE LIKES PIZZA.
When you DO match up with this magical PIZZA fairy, she ghosts you just for her pleasure.
When she finally— can’t possibly avoid you anymore, she politely explains that she’s just, “not ready to date anyone”.
Okay, touche. So, WHY TF YOU ON TINDER THEN? 🤦♂️
💬Just when you thought that, “just because you like PIZZA doesn’t mean that….”
ANYONE ELSE (WITH HALF A BRAIN) NOTICING A PIZZA–REFERENCING TREND HERE?
WHAT ABOUT THE SPIDER WEBBED EYELASHES & BLUE BALLS? (SHE’S APPARENTLY ALL ABOUT THEM)
🤔💭HMM…. WE’RE JUST GONNA SWYPE LEFT.
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