Who’s Michael Avenatti? Just some creepy porn–lawyer that swore up and down that he was going to beat Donald Trump in a 2020 election. He says to Investigative Journalist, Laura Loomer (and I do quote), “They call me a creepy–porn–lawyer, cuz they know that I’m going to kick your president’s ass if I run against him in 2020, and I’m not gonna beat him, I’m gonna destroy him.”

See, he really did say that to Laura Loomer. (Would I lie to you?)

And just to rub this in a little more…. Donald J Trump JR basically says, “Here’s dirt in your eye, kid.”

What exactly happened? Well, Fox News reports:

Michael Avenatti, the former attorney for adult-film star Stormy Daniels, was accused Monday by federal prosecutors in New York of operating “an old-fashioned shakedown” by trying to extort between $15 and $25 million from sports apparel giant Nike, part of a string of bombshell claims against the celebrity lawyer.

Avenatti briefly mulled a 2020 presidential run as a Democrat — he even visited Iowa at one point — but ultimately ruled that out. He also was involved in another high-profile case, representing dozens of parents whose children were separated from them at the U.S. border as a result of the Trump administration’s immigration policies. More recently, he’s been representing women who said they were sexually abused by R&B star R. Kelly.

In the California case, Avenatti faces up to 50 years in prison, while in the New York case, the charges carry a potential penalty of 47 years in prison.