TRUMP CLEARED OF RUSSIAN COLLUSION HOAX [AND IT’S QUITE HILARIOUS]

Tuesday, March 26, 2019


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The Russian Rodeo Song
—Lyrics:
Well, it’s 40 below and I don’t give a f*** got a Clinton in my truck and I’m off to the rodeo. It’s collusion to my left and Putin to the right. C’mon you f****** dummy get your right step right. Get off the stage you godamn goof, ya know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, get on my nerves. Well, here comes Mueller with his pecker in his hand, he’s a one-ball man and he’s off to the rodeo. It’s all collusion to my left and Putin to the right, c’mon ya f****** dummy, get your right step right, get off the stage ya godamn goof, you know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, ya get on my nerves. Yeehaw.

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Do we really gotta put text on this one for you? We’re just gonna meme it up instead. You’ll get the picture.

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MICHAEL AVENATTI GOT ARRESTED [MAGA]


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Who’s Michael Avenatti? Just some creepy porn–lawyer that swore up and down that he was going to beat Donald Trump in a 2020 election. He says to Investigative Journalist, Laura Loomer (and I do quote), “They call me a creepy–porn–lawyer, cuz they know that I’m going to kick your president’s ass if I run against him in 2020, and I’m not gonna beat him, I’m gonna destroy him.”

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POPPING OFF FIREWORKS [LIKE A DUSTHOLE]

Monday, March 25, 2019

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Loud sounds pop off after 10PM near Auke Bay, and people with PTSD report to Alaskan Capital dispatch. Police investigate the sounds, and find out that it’s just some dumbass with fireworks.

Dispatch also reports back to ACAP that other gunshot like sounds went off elsewhere in town, but these were not inquired about as intensely just yet.

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UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA SOUTHEAST [THINGS HEAT UP]

Saturday, March 23, 2019

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One call was enough, Curtis.

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Okay, you’re just gonna keep calling then? Alrighty. Guess I’m just going to have to put my foot down then.

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And put my foot down I did…. Let’s just probable cause this thing and say that “ALLEGEDLY” he obviously doesn’t want to get caught doing what he’s doing. Too late for all that now. Frankly, that first phone call was all the proof I needed, but then he just kept going, and going, and going. But, you must know that within the hour– prior to these harassing serial phonecalls (approximately 30 minutes before), I had received yet another follow up email to my previous questions. Need a reminder? Just click here….

from: UAS Chancellor’s Office
sent by: klcampbell4@alaska.edu
to: chanceseal@gmail.com
date: Mar 22, 2019, 4:08 PM
subject: UAS Chancellor’s response to request for public speaking forum
mailed-by: alaska.edu
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UAS Chancellor’s response to request for public speaking forum

UAS Chancellor’s Office (sent by klcampbell4@alaska.edu)
4:08 PM (1 hour ago)
to me

Dear Mr. Trahan:
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UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA SOUTHEAST [PROVES ME RIGHT]

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from: Chance Trahan
to: klcampbell4@alaska.edu
date: Mar 19, 2019, 7:54 AM
subject: Hi Keni (Public Speaking)
mailed-by: gmail.com

Chance Trahan
Tue, Mar 19, 7:54 AM (3 days ago)
to klcampbell4

Howdy, Keni.

I’ve recently decided that I’m officially campaigning for President of the United States and I’d love to publicly speak on campus about public safety, online safety, campus safety and also officially announce the presidency campaign that I am pursuing.

Will you please assist in scheduling an event in order to do so? I appreciate the opportunity to express my concerns in the public forum and I believe that doing so on UAS campus would be idea. I am choosing UAS as the place to officially start this thing off at, as I feel more comfortable knowing that I will have our local tribes in support of a tribal fueled mission to re-establish a more natural way of life by means of indigenous culture and education.

Thank you for your time and thank you for your help. Any assistance that you can provide is greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Sincerely, Chance Trahan.

907—419—7844

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from: Keni Campbell
to: Chance Trahan
date: Mar 22, 2019, 11:19 AM
subject: Re: Hi Keni (Public Speaking)
mailed-by: alaska.edu
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Hello Mr. Trahan,

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DISNEY & FOX MERGE [AND WE’RE NOT EXCITED]

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

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Before this article is fired up, we want you to know that this merger was predicted by Craig Brittain for Senate. This is not a plug for him or his candidacy, this is just a fact. A fact that makes you wonder just how sloppy one company can be for almost anyone to come along that takes a look at the two companies and can clearly put one and one together and come up with an answer of one (yes, we know that one and one quals two– that’s the irony here).

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“Who in the world is Craig Brittain and why does his prediction matter?”, some of you are asking. Well, that’s a difficult question to answer, however, we’re going to answer it anyways. Craig Brittain is a man who is campaigning for Senate, and has been stuffed down by media outlets and certain political figures. Some of these names are CBS, CSIndy local news, Barack Obama, John McCain, his butt–buddy Jeff Flake and much, much more. We’re convinced that the list of people that DO NOT attack Brittain and his campaign is far smaller than the list that do. Craig’s been called a conspiracy theorist for exposing the Parkland Douglas false flag incident, and much more. He’s been subjected to so many incidents that are falsely calling the facts he discovers “conspiracy theories”, that what ends up happening to him is (politically motivated) flat–out harassment (smear campaigns). His prediction matters, simply because the ones whom are performing these “acts of hate” don’t want you to hear him out. In fact, anyone with half a brain’s opinion is that this is sickening to witness– to say the least. Below is what was said when asked how he came to the prediction he came to.

Craig R Brittain: When the first Disney Fox deal that was an exchange of assets happened I tweeted that Fox was moving left…. That was over a year ago. (On 12/14/17)
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Now they have muslim producers, Donna Brazile and they suspended Judge Jeanine. People initially said “Fox won’t change, it is just movies” now they see it happening. Fox News is corrupted by Disney.


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Did you see Black Panther? Do you think that it sucked? We’re you disappointed with all the build up only letting us down with a movie that wasn’t all that great to begin with? Do you think that the actual movie could have been much better? Well, we definitely agree.

It seems like the only great thing about Black Panther was the special effects and the make-up visuals (We all know thatit definitely wasn’t the acting, nor the script), and Marvel being bought out by Disney is the main reason that this happened. Disney eventually comes along and ruins everything. Just ask any old-school Myspace user, and they’ll quickly tell you just how bad MySpace got after Fox News Corporation bought the social networking pioneer out.

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JEAN–CLAUDE VAN DAMME [HANGS WITH PUTIN & LIVES IN COMMUNIST CHINA]


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KOCH BROS [THAT’S PRONOUNCED COKE]

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It’s no secret, the cat’s out of the bag (or is the bag out of coke?), the Koch bros are out to destroy what’s good in “America”.

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But, now that I know how to truly pronounce their name, “coke”, I immediately came up with a video game idea…. and you’re going to love it (or your money back).

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When coming up with this video game idea, it just hit me (like a bag of coke), Koch Bros (pronounced Coke Bros), and boy was I dying laughing. This is quite possibly the most hilarious idea I have ever come up with (for there are many).

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Quite simply, the video game idea goes like this…. (BRACE YOURSELVES, THIS IS ABOUT TO GET RIDICULOUS)

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