WESTON CAGE [WHAT IS HIS DEAL]

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

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Nic Cage’s son, Weston, has been popping up a lot lately. A few weeks back he did a radio show interview where he revealed his dad, actor Nicolas “Not The Bees” Cage, dug Darkthrone and Satyricon when Weston played them for him.

I guess they have been bonding over metal a lot lately, as they were spotted in Vegas on Sunday night at the Motley Crue show. After the show, Nic and Weston were hanging out backstage, when things got heated.

TMZ “reports” that Nic and Weston were backstage hanging out with frontman Vince Neil. Drummer Tommy Lee was unable to enter the room, as Weston was inadvertently blocking the entrance.

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I guess Tommy Lee doesn’t believe in excuse-me’s, rather going for “get the fuck out of my way.” Being a rational adult, Weston decides to flip out instead, challenging Tommy Lee to a fight. Tommy then became “unhinged” and started screaming at, what TMZ reports is “ear-piercing levels.” So it was a scream-fight??

Anyway, Nic and Vince Neil had to break up the scuffle, and the two Cages were escorted out of the dressing room and they all lived happily ever after.

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And here, we have a Noisey/Metal Insider interview with the son of actor – Nic Cage: Wes Cage.
First thing to note is what he says about “ghost metal”, second thing to note is testimony that he allegedly sacrificed fans on stage.

Five years ago, we noted that Nicolas Cage’s son Weston was the vocalist of a black metal band called Eyes of Noctum. Since then, the band’s gone on to… well, not much. They put an album out in 2009, but the band’s official web site is yours for the taking, and since then, he’s gotten arrested and fought with Tommy Lee. At any rate, with Eyes of Noctum behind him, he’s stepped out on his own as Wes Cage. Described as “ghost metal” by his Soundcloud page, his sound “twists symphonic, blackened progressive metal with cutting edge orchestrations.” That sounds like it might be pretty good, like Opeth, or maybe Xerath, right? Nah, not exactly.

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Cage recently released a song called “Tell Me Why (Matriarch of Misery),” and it doesn’t sound blackened, or particularly progressive. It sounds like something that might be a little too heavy to be on an active rock station, but not by much. “Some have said he sounds like a young David Bowie with the distinction of Marilyn Manson,” his bio claims. Who are these “some?” At any rate, this song is apparently from Cage’s debut solo album, Prehistoric Technology, which is due out in 2015.

Built like the high-school wrestler he once was, Weston Coppola Cage is a big dude. When he rolls into the lobby of the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills with his publicist and his wife Danielle, he’s pushing a stroller containing the couple’s three-month old son. The kid is fast asleep. “He can sleep through anything,” Cage tells us. “We went to an event the other day and the DJ was playing super loud techno, but this little guy didn’t even flinch.”

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At just 23 years old, Cage is already on his second wife. Which may or may not put him on pace with his dad, Nicolas Cage—yeah, that Nicolas Cage—who has gone through three and counting. Like father, like son, right? Sort of. While the elder Cage is known for his bug-eyed histrionics in films like Raising Arizona, Wild Aa Heart, and Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, Cage the younger has a completely different set of eccentricities. As a teenager, Wes started a band called Eyes of Noctum, which wouldn’t be unusual for a Hollywood scion with unlimited resources except for the fact that they played black metal, easily one of the least-accessible musical genres one could possibly choose to play. Taking full advantage of the family bank account, Wes flew his band to Sweden so they could record with legendary producer Fredrik Nordström, the man who helmed albums by massive Scandinavian extreme-metal acts like At The Gates, Opeth and Dimmu Borgir. Back in L.A., Wes regularly wore eyeliner or full-on “corpsepaint” to red-carpet events, making even his dad look “normal” by comparison.

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Before the year is out, Wes plans to unveil his first solo record, which combines metal and industrial music into something he calls “ghost metal.” He hopes it will help him reconcile with his estranged mother, actress Christina Fulton. But he’s also not holding his breath.
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DON’T SWEAR [IT’S NOT NICE TO SWEAR]

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Swearing in on no Bible? Suspicious.

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Swearing in on Quran with idol? Offensive.

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Are you playing hide the book cover…. What are you doing?

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DOING RESEARCH [PAYS OFF]

Saturday, April 27, 2019

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After researching ritual abuse and trauma based mind control programming, I did the unthinkable and figured out how to help myself cope now that I actually understand what kind of torture I am being put through. This type of ritualistic abuse effects friendships and hinders one’s trust of other people, and can unintentionally lead them to become misunderstood.
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THE REPORT [THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING]

Monday, April 22, 2019


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UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA SOUTHEAST [MAXIMUM EFFORT]

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

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Welcome to beautiful UAS. Where everything is beautiful, and nothing is to question. (One would hope.) However, there is plenty to question.

Notice that– there’s no explanation of what they claim that I had done wrong at all.
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Why did I receive a “criminal trespass” notice, when I’ve broken no laws nor caused an immediate threat to anyone? I’ll have you know that this notice was stacked on top of a completely different unrelated case. (Remember when I said that I did nothing wrong?)
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BODY FOUND [MENDENHALL CREEK]

Saturday, April 13, 2019

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Post visit to Alaska State Capitol
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& State Office & Elections
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APOC– all over the place,
and the Museum at last.
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STRUCTURE FIRE HAPPENS [DISPATCH CLAIMS IS NOT NEWSWORTHY]

Thursday, April 11, 2019

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A little over an hour ago you could hear a siren going off in the Valley of Auke Bay. “What kind of siren was this,” I was thinking, “That doesn’t sound like a police siren,” I told myself. I took just a moment to ponder & listen for which type of siren that was, “That’s a fire truck siren,” I said to myself, and what’ll you know– my instincts served me correctly. But, that’s not even the story here.

You’re interested in this story because the title tells you that there was a structure fire in Alaska’s Capital and dispatch said it wasn’t newsworthy in their opinion. If you ask me, (which you didn’t) any type of incident where Fire & Rescue has to be dispatched is not only newsworthy, but some kind of emergency. Otherwise, why are they blaring their siren and responding to a call? There’s no reason to keep you waiting any longer for the deets, so let’s just jump right into the call that was placed. Click play on the media player below to listen.

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ALEXANDRIA OCASIO–CORTEZ [GETS HAMMERED AND INSTAGRAMS]

Monday, April 8, 2019

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I’m not even sure how to start this one off, but it’s something you’re not going to believe a politician is doing while serving in office. The following video definitely gives you a backseat view into the limo of politics while driving the whip (assuming you’re the chauffeur and you’re sneaky enough to have installed a one-way tinted mirror, like the ones you see in the police questioning rooms).

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