SO F***ING WHAT? NEWS FLASH: NO BODY CARES. YES, THIS IS REALLY AN ARTICLE…. AND THEY’LL BE LUCKY IF THIS IS ALL I EVER TYPE FOR THIS HERE ARTICLE…. “SO F***ING WHAT?” GRAMMYS SHMAMMYS. “HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU AN AWARD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! THIS IS JUST TO SHOW HOW BIG OF A F***ING LOSER YOU ARE TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, HOW LAZY OF A DOUCHEBAG YOU REALY AND TRULY ARE, THAT YOU THINK MAKING WHCK CONTENT AND GETTING PAID ALL THIS MONEY AND NOT HARDLY CHANGING ANYONE’S LIFE WITH YOUR ‘GROUNDBREAKING WORK’ IS SELF DEFINING SOMEHOW, IS WORTH OUR TIME AND ATTENTION, OR AS IF YOU WROTE THE F***ING CONTENT YOURSELF (WHICH WE ALL KNOW YOU DIDN’T).

IN FACT…. THIS AWARD IS MERELY A SYMBOLIZATION OF HOW MUCH YOU ACTUALLY SUCK AT LIFE, BUT SOMEHOW, YOU GOT LUCKY WITH A ROLE IN A FILM ONE DAY, OR YOU GOT PICKED UP FOR SOME WHACK PERFORMANCE IN ORDER TO JUST WHORE YOU OUT TO THE WORLD FOR PROFIT. OR HOW YOU’RE WILLING TO TAKE SEXUAL ABUSE JUST FOR A NAME IN FILM AND MUSIC. THIS AWARD, IT DEFINITELY SYMBOLIZES YOU AS A LOSER, SO COME ON UP AND GET YOUR AWARD!!!!!!!! SHOW THE WORLD HOW DESPERATE YOU ARE FOR ALL THAT ATTENTION THAT STILL, TO THIS DAY, NO ONE GIVES.