The Russian Rodeo Song
—Lyrics:
Well, it’s 40 below and I don’t give a f*** got a Clinton in my truck and I’m off to the rodeo. It’s collusion to my left and Putin to the right. C’mon you f****** dummy get your right step right. Get off the stage you godamn goof, ya know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, get on my nerves. Well, here comes Mueller with his pecker in his hand, he’s a one-ball man and he’s off to the rodeo. It’s all collusion to my left and Putin to the right, c’mon ya f****** dummy, get your right step right, get off the stage ya godamn goof, you know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, ya get on my nerves. Yeehaw.

Do we really gotta put text on this one for you? We’re just gonna meme it up instead. You’ll get the picture.