The Russian Rodeo Song
—Lyrics:
Well, it’s 40 below and I don’t give a f*** got a Clinton in my truck and I’m off to the rodeo. It’s collusion to my left and Putin to the right. C’mon you f****** dummy get your right step right. Get off the stage you godamn goof, ya know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, get on my nerves. Well, here comes Mueller with his pecker in his hand, he’s a one-ball man and he’s off to the rodeo. It’s all collusion to my left and Putin to the right, c’mon ya f****** dummy, get your right step right, get off the stage ya godamn goof, you know– ya piss me off, ya f****** jerk, ya get on my nerves. Yeehaw.

Do we really gotta put text on this one for you? We’re just gonna meme it up instead. You’ll get the picture.

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Who’s Michael Avenatti? Just some creepy porn–lawyer that swore up and down that he was going to beat Donald Trump in a 2020 election. He says to Investigative Journalist, Laura Loomer (and I do quote), “They call me a creepy–porn–lawyer, cuz they know that I’m going to kick your president’s ass if I run against him in 2020, and I’m not gonna beat him, I’m gonna destroy him.”

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Loud sounds pop off after 10PM near Auke Bay, and people with PTSD report to Alaskan Capital dispatch. Police investigate the sounds, and find out that it’s just some dumbass with fireworks.

Dispatch also reports back to ACAP that other gunshot like sounds went off elsewhere in town, but these were not inquired about as intensely just yet.

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One call was enough, Curtis.

Okay, you’re just gonna keep calling then? Alrighty. Guess I’m just going to have to put my foot down then.

And put my foot down I did…. Let’s just probable cause this thing and say that “ALLEGEDLY” he obviously doesn’t want to get caught doing what he’s doing. Too late for all that now. Frankly, that first phone call was all the proof I needed, but then he just kept going, and going, and going. But, you must know that within the hour– prior to these harassing serial phonecalls (approximately 30 minutes before), I had received yet another follow up email to my previous questions. Need a reminder? Just click here….

from: UAS Chancellor’s Office
sent by: klcampbell4@alaska.edu
to: chanceseal@gmail.com
date: Mar 22, 2019, 4:08 PM
subject: UAS Chancellor’s response to request for public speaking forum
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UAS Chancellor’s response to request for public speaking forum

UAS Chancellor’s Office (sent by klcampbell4@alaska.edu)
4:08 PM (1 hour ago)
to me

Dear Mr. Trahan:
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from: Chance Trahan
to: klcampbell4@alaska.edu
date: Mar 19, 2019, 7:54 AM
subject: Hi Keni (Public Speaking)
mailed-by: gmail.com

Chance Trahan
Tue, Mar 19, 7:54 AM (3 days ago)
to klcampbell4

Howdy, Keni.

I’ve recently decided that I’m officially campaigning for President of the United States and I’d love to publicly speak on campus about public safety, online safety, campus safety and also officially announce the presidency campaign that I am pursuing.

Will you please assist in scheduling an event in order to do so? I appreciate the opportunity to express my concerns in the public forum and I believe that doing so on UAS campus would be idea. I am choosing UAS as the place to officially start this thing off at, as I feel more comfortable knowing that I will have our local tribes in support of a tribal fueled mission to re-establish a more natural way of life by means of indigenous culture and education.

Thank you for your time and thank you for your help. Any assistance that you can provide is greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Sincerely, Chance Trahan.

907—419—7844

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from: Keni Campbell
to: Chance Trahan
date: Mar 22, 2019, 11:19 AM
subject: Re: Hi Keni (Public Speaking)
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Hello Mr. Trahan,

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