Nintendo Switch leaves MUCH to be desired

I WOULD NEVER LET MY KID OWN A NINTENDO SWITCH, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NUTS. What an overpriced POS. My suggested retail value of a Nintendo Switch is no more than 50 bucks, that’s how awful of an experience this console gives its fans. You can install Android on these things, and Nintendo nerfed that, so now you can’t do it anymore in the newer models. What in the world is wrong with this company? Are they stupid? That’s a major selling point, but this company is too dumb to let their buyers do it.

Trash graphics, uncustomizable system, trash controllers, + many games lack the basic options that today’s games have like camera invert controls, and wow, are their games basic asf. They seriously suck, every single one of them. I am so frustrated with this purchase that I have rage—tweeted to Nintendo with earth-scorching complaints so many times that I am surprised that they haven’t blocked me yet.

Look…. I livestream all the time, and every time I’m gaming on my Livestream with a Nintendo Switch, no one wants to watch. I have 0 viewers when streaming with a Switch. I WISH I WAS JOKING. Seriously, no one cares about this joke of a system or any of its bullshit games. I seriously bought this thinking that people would want to watch me game on a Switch, but not one does.

I don’t understand how people keep saying this is a great gaming console, because it’s not. It’s trash and it’s getting returned for a refund. I bought a POS5, Xbox Series S, and now this POS Nintendo Switch, and after my experience with all of these systems, I can only recommend that people stay VERY far away from all 3, much less a Nintendo Switch. I can’t even stand this thing, it’s the worst one of all of them. I would take a Series S over this any day, and that’s saying a lot, because I thought I hated the Series S til I got my hands on this thing.

I’m not even kidding when I say that their joycon controllers are complete trash. It comes with this handheld controller connector thing, and you can’t even plug your headphones into it. If you’re a wired headphones user like me, you will be so outraged that your wired headphones absolutely have to be plugged into the Switch itself. Not to mention that the right controller struggles to stay synced to what they call the “console” when they are disconnected from it. And for some odd reason, this somehow causes uncontrollable stick drift. Look it up, stick drift is a major problem on the Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo doesn’t even care!

I personally like gaming with wired controllers for peak performance, and I’m so unimpressed with the stock Switch controllers. They were giving me arthritis or something. I played games on this Switch for just a week and my thumb started growing this HUGE knot because of how trash the Nintendo controllers are. And when you hold the Switch with one—hand for a second, it feels like the weight of the console bending might break the joycon controllers off of the Switch itself, it’s seriously that flimsy of a connection.

The shipping was fast, the battery life is great, but this was clearly a terrible investment. And don’t even get me started on the return shipping…. The return shipping absolutely has to be returned using UPS shipping. What this means is that it takes you over a week to process a refund. Trust me when I say that this thing is a complete waste of money. And they’re charging 60 bucks for their whack little game cartridges too? Did you hear what I just told you? GAME CARTRIDGES! YES! THEY ARE STILL SELLING GAME CARTRIDGES!

I am absolutely baffled at how more people aren’t complaining about what Nintendo is getting away with right now. This is highway robbery! I am never buying a Nintendo product ever again. 👎🏻 Did I mention that their games are ridiculously stupid? 🤢 When you buy this piece of junk, you’re basically paying for a touch screen console that still needs the controllers to operate the system and games, even though it’s completely touch screen. I seriously have reformatted this POS 4 times in livid anger trying to return it before I actually finally did it.

For the price of the first 3 games that I bought and this crap system itself, I could have purchased an Xbox Series X instead and not had all these stupid little insignificant Nintendo problems. This is a system for nerds that love stupid crap, like the Baby Yoda collectible figurines that the company who made them are sending millions of dollars worth of them to the landfill because they eventually had to finally admit that they were a crap investment, and that it makes more sense to throw them away than to pay to store them in a warehouse anymore because they can’t even sell them.

The Nerdtendo Switch is obviously not for someone who’s technologically advanced at all, or for someone who’s trying to take their livestream career seriously. This console is a complete joke and I definitely do not recommend. 0 stars if I could. Anyone who buys this or defends this was either paid to do it, or they’re seriously just some dork with trash tastes that has no problem with it being an outdated, unsafe and inferior child-grooming product.

EVERY SINGLE SWITCH GAME I BOUGHT SUCKS! I HAVE NOW OWNED SEVEN SWITCH GAMES, THEY’RE ALL MAJOR TITLES, AND THEY ALL SUCK RIDICULOUSLY BAD…. THIS IS HORRIBLE! AND I AM NOT EVEN OVER EXAGGERATING. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REPLAY–VALUE TO THESE GAMES AT ALL, IT’S JUST A CRAP EXPERIENCE FROM START TO FINISH SUPPLIED BY A GREEDY CRAP COMPANY.

Allow me to explain how gay these games are…. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild makes you cross—dress Link in women’s clothing just to enter a town full of women that “forbid any men from entering the town.” I’ve played Zelda for almost 40 years now, and I’ve never seen such a bs Legend of Zelda game in my entire life ever since the release of the second Zelda NES game. It definitely ain’t no Twilight Princess, which was awesome by the way, this Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is straight up TRASH. I can only imagine how stupid Tears (Queers) of the Kingdom is gonna be based on how trash BOTW is.

The games on this POS have seriously made me want to throw this console at the wall so many times that I have become majorly concerned for my mental health. I have never been this upset at a gaming console in my entire life. I will NEVER EVER buy a Nintendo ever again. 🤢 YUCK! This POS is so 2017.