Tuesday, October 1, 2019

I’m laying here, relaxing after taking some Theraflu. Almost asleep, and then here comes a firetruck, sirens blazing. Okay, maybe they’ll pass. Nope, they’re right down the street. I’ll be danged. Okay, they’re going away. Wait, what? There’s another showing up? Do I even wanna go outside and see what all the fuss is about? Not really. I’ma call nonemergency and see what’s up, cuz that sounds like it’s right at the end of my street. No car crashing sounds, no crazy yelling happened, what in the world is going on?

Hello, dispatch, why am I hearing sirens right down the street from me? An emergency on backloop, you say? Interesting. Well, what kind? Oh, you can’t say? Well was this a car crash or something? Cuz after all, Auke Bay’s raining like crazy. No? Well, hmm. Oh, it’s a fire? Okay, thanks. :: hangs up :: Wait a minute, they’re responding to a fire in the rain? Oh, the irony. How you gonna catch fire in the rain? 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m just saying. 💁🏻‍♂️ That’s a little ironic. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Don’t you think? 🌧️